Showing posts with label Randomness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Randomness. Show all posts

Midget Snaps In Bagel Shop and 7/11 [Video]

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A pair of Long Island women recorded a now-viral video showing a man ranting against women he says write him off as short on dating websites, which ultimately led to him being tackled inside a bagel shop.

The bizarre Bay Shore, New York exchange was posted to social media Wednesday from a Long Island Bagel Boss location by Diana Reyes and a second woman identifying herself on Twitter as Olivia Shea/Bradley. The increasingly volatile situation escalated into a physical altercation after the self-described "short," single man railed against women being critical of his stature. He then challenged at least two other male bystanders to attack him -- an offer that one man promptly accepted.

According to an Instagram live video later posted by the two women, the incident began after the man was mumbling derogatory comments to himself and was being "rude" to the female bagel shop employees. It is unclear why he connected women demeaning his diminutive stature to his Wednesday bagel purchase.







There are more videos of him just going ballistic when somebody makes a comment about his height. Check out this exchange when he is asked his height at a 7-Elleven.








Jeremy Renner Just Dropped A Music Video With Taika Waititi

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Weird things are afoot in the world today. Ed Sheeran dropped a dope rap album and now actor Jeremy Renner, Hawkeye, has released a track that sounds like a awesome early 2000s pop rock commercial song. But this is far from a sudden turn for the actor as he has displayed his vocal talents many times in the past few years, most recently when he collaborated with Sam Feldt for the song, "Heaven (Don't Have a Name)" last year.

In an interview with People Magazine, Renner explained that music has always been a huge part of his life, more so than acting. "Acting came into my brain around 20. Music has always been my first love as far as something other than my family." The actor, best known for roles such as Hawkeye in the MCU and William Brandt in the Mission Impossible franchise, released three original songs, "Main Attraction," "Nomad" and "Sign" as part of an ad campaign for Jeep. The songs are described by Renner as being a mix between the works of Imagine Dragons and Queen.


Check it out:








Historic El Toro 20 Stair Is No More

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On the campus of El Toro High School in Lake Forest, California sits two perfect 20 stair staircases and over the past decades these twin beauties have witnessed some of the most historical moments in BMX and skateboarding history. But on Monday, June 17th 2019 the mecca of riding spots has been demolished and will see the rise of an "unrideable" set in its place.

The plans to remove the staircases has been in the works since late 2017 when the school had an evaluation done of the property. Half the reason being that a lot of the school is outdated and the other half being that riders of both bikes and boards flock there to take on the famous staircase.

The plan for the staircase seems to be a full replacement for both sets that will come with "unrideable" handrails and concrete pillars at both the top and the bottom of the sets. The hope is to make it completely impossible for riders have a clean run-up to the set, and thus, deter rides from showing up at all.

It is a sad day that such an iconic riding spot is being removed, but if there is a will then there is always a way and I'm sure someone will attempt the next incarnation of the El Toro 20.

If you read this and still have no idea what I'm talking about hit the video below to give you some insight on this landmark in the skate and BMX community.








Netflix's Bandersnatch Hit With Frivolous Lawsuit


In what should not be a surprise to anyone in the modern world Netflix is being sued by the publisher of the Choose Your Own Adventure book franchise. They claim that the streaming service infringed on its trademark by having viewers choose the actions of the main character in Black Mirror: Bandersnatch.

Chooseco filed a lawsuit in a Vermont federal court claiming that Netflix unlawfully used the company’s intellectual property in the Black Mirror: Bandersnatch special released late last month and caused “reputational harm” worth $25 million.
The children’s series “Choose Your Own Adventures” has readers select the characters’ path among a variety of different plots and endings.

Chooseco accused Netflix of trying to “capitalize on viewers’ nostalgia” by using direct references to the series from the 1980s and 1990s. They also objected to the association with violence in the film, according to the outlet.

"We have received an unprecedented amount of outreach from people who believed we were associated with the creation of this film, including parents who were concerned that we had aligned the CYOA brand they knew and loved with content that surprised and offended them," the company's co-founder and publisher, Shannon Gilligan, said in a statement to BuzzFeed.

The lawsuit alleges one count each of trademark infringement, trademark dilution, unfair competition and false designation of origin, the outlet reported.








Hey Losers! Vitaminwater Has a Contest For You

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Are you a loser just sitting around swiping your smart phone all day?

(Loser reading this replies yes)

Fantastic! Because Vitaminwater is running a contest that might just give you the motivation to take your lard-ass outside and no longer be stuck between thoughts of suicide or checking out 69's latest Instagram post.

The contest is quite simple, at least for most humans with a functioning brain, just put down the smart phone for a year and win 100,000 Dollars.

Vitaminwater Contest:

Did you know 1 out of 2 people say they couldn’t live without their smartphone? yikes. break the cycle with scroll-free life solutions™ by vitaminwater. how do I enter? it’s simple! share on twitter or instagram what you’d do instead of scrolling with hashtags #nophoneforayear and #contest. go scroll-free for a year, prove it, and you could win $100k. live the life you’ve always dreamed and more. (check out our rules. lie detector test included.)

See it's that simple! Run on over to Twitter or Instagram and tell everyone why your such a sad sack of shit and how its all your phone's fault. Then explain why the phone stops you from spending time with your kids or family but you would if there was a financial incentive to put down said phone.

Now hurry up The contest ends on 1/8/19 or 8/1/19 for you Non-American losers out there.

















You can see more of these inspiring stories over on Twitter.



5 Things Red Dead Online Needs Now

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Unlike other reviews or complaints about the online experience my grip with the online version is pretty stupid by comparison. Yes, I don't like the gold bar system or the endless hunting to rack up money but these are thing that take a backseat to my main problem with the game. Well, actually, there are five complaints or lets call them suggestions to make the game as good as the previous one.

Here are my 'Five Things RDR2 Online Needs' in no set order:

1. Land Grab - King of the Castle is okay, but sometimes you just want to run into a place in free roam and lock that shite down. No loading out or leaving your current map, just hit up the local marker and fend off others for as long as possible.

2. Most Wanted/Bounties - If I want to run around shooting up the town while tying up the other players there needs to be consequences. I should become most wanted and a bounty should be placed on my head. There should also be a nice xp/money reward for the player who takes me out. They put in the work to deliver Sweet Justice so they should be rewarded.

3. Sweet Justice (Narrator) - This provides nothing but enjoyment. I like hearing Bert Pence tell me I have the highest score or someone wants me in their posse.

4. Ammo/Weapons - If I kill a NPC or Player I should be able to pick there body clean of ammo and weapons. Just like previously I should be able to use those weapons until my session ends.

5. The Roll and Jumping - My character should be able to jump. As it sits now he looks like a retarded dog with balance issues trying to get up on a curb. Also I'd like to be able to roll not just dive sideways.

There it is, my five things that, I believe, would really help out the game. Sure fixing a lot of other things would be nice too, but these are just stupid little things that I'm sure players would have liked right from the gate. I guess we'll see what gets added here in the next two updates and then will go from there.



Real Life Horror: Meat Skewer To The Face While Covered In Wasps

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Life will always be stranger than fiction and, in this case, life can give Final Destination a run for its money. The following involves a 10 year old boy, Xavier Cunningham, a large metal meat skewer and a wasp's nest.

Cunningham and his buddies were climbing into a tree house when a wasp landed on his hand. Panicked he tried to swat it away but in the process lost his balance and fell face-first to the ground — right where he and his friends had stuck a long metal meat skewer that they had found. Cunningham arose to find he was covered in wasps and the foot long skewer was protruding from his face. he proceeded to run towards his house, screaming, "Get them off me! Get them off me!"

Cunningham’s surgeon said the skewer entered the boy’s face under his eye and traveled several inches through his skull, but it did not puncture the skin at the back of his head and it missed all of his major arteries. Also he will be sore for a while and may experience some voice changes because the skewer was so close to his vocal cords, but the surgeon does not foresee any significant impairment.






Mormons and Morons Rejoice VidAngel Has Returned

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Mormons and Morons rejoice! VidAngel has returned with a new service to filter offensive content on Amazon and Netflix, so now little Billy can safely stream Game of Thrones and Stranger Things minus all the good parts.

The company, based in Provo, Utah, (Mormon country) launched in 2014 with the goal of making mainstream movies more accessible to faith-based audiences (code for morons). The original service used DVD copies of Hollywood releases to filter out language and nudity. But in December, a federal judge ordered VidAngel to shut down at the request of Disney, 20th Century Fox and Warner Bros., which have argued that the unauthorized service violates their copyrights.

VidAngel is still fighting that battle in federal appeals court. But in the meantime, it is also launching its new service to allow subscribers to watch “clean” content on Netflix, Amazon and HBO Go.

Last time I wrote about this company I was told by many of fans that more than just Mormons use the service and I'm sure they're right. This service doesn't just help one set of indoctrinated weirdos but a plethora of them from all around the world.

But why stop there? Add a filter for interracial couples and then you open the door for a whole new market. Or a filter that removes the white/black/asian/hispanic character that you believe shouldn't be there and replaces them with a colored dot of your choosing.

Clearly I find this service to be nonsensical yet smart in a business sense. Goofy people have always and will always exist, so why not take their money.

But if your flying spaghetti monster overlord or racial purity ideals are that strong in the first place then why do you want to watch (insert title here) in the first place? Shouldn't you be out supporting films that support your beliefs and not those of this morally corrupt western world?







Screen Accurate Chucky Doll Ready For Orders


The Officially Licensed One-To-One Scale Child’s Play 2 Chucky Doll is the most screen accurate Child’s Play Product ever produced. Every detail of this doll is made from actual screen used molds, including the clothing which was replicated using actual screen used swatches.

The body of the doll has a wire frame surrounded by a soft flexible foam to allow you to pose your doll anyway you’d like.

For $500 the Wanna Play Pledge gets you the Officially Licensed One-to-One Scale Good Guys Chucky Doll and All Unlocked Stretch Goals.

For $700 the Friends to the End Pledge gets you the Officially Licensed One-to-One Scale Good Guys Chucky Doll, All Unlocked Stretch Goals and a Kickstarter Exclusive Certificate signed by the voice of Chucky, Brad Dourif, Trick or Treat Studios VP of Art Direction, Justin Mabry and Trick or Treat Studios President, Chris Zephro.  The Friends to the End Pledge is limited to 50, so act fast!

The estimated delivery date is December 2018, but keep in mind this is only an estimate. Also, due to the logistics of shipping, backers in different States within the USA and Canada may receive their pledges sooner than others.






Monstarz GWAR Oderus Urungus Mini Figure

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 Monstarz presents GWAR Oderus Urungus Mini Figure. Armed with swords and electric guitars, their 30 year campaign has taken them to battlefields and concert halls in every corner of the globe and has exacted a heavy toll. Yet, still their quest continues, laying siege upon the earthlings, crushing bodies and warping souls, in an unending quest to satiate their monstrous battle lust.

Hark to the hideous majesty of your MASTERS, rulers of Earth, the MIGHTY GWAR!! The first ever Oderus Urungus Mini Figure!

  • 4.5in tall
  • With "Cuttlefish of Cthulhu"
  • Made from Resin
  • Hand Painted
  • Limited Edition
  • Packaged in full color gift box.
  • Not a toy.
  • Ages 18+

Oderus is up for pre-order right now at AmokTime and will ship out in mid November.


Real Life Horror: Russian Cannibal Couple

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Russian police have discovered one of the country's most grisly cases of cannibalism after pictures of dismembered bodies were found on a phone belonging to one of the main suspects.

The crimes were uncovered when a cell phone, which included images of the man posing with a dismembered female victim, was found on a street in Krasnodar earlier this month. The remains of the woman were found in a bag nearby the following day.

Dmitry Baksheev, 35, from Krasnodar in southern Russia was identified as having told interrogators he began his macabre reign of terror in 1999. He and his wife Natalia, 42, a nurse, were part of a 'cannibal family', which is known to have links to Russian law enforcement.

Baksheev and his spouse stored human remains in their fridge and freezer as well as a cellar; along with seven packs of frozen body parts. The couple also apparently preserved some 'meat' in jars, with one image showing what is alleged to be human remains pickled in a jar.


One picture shows a human head on a plate surrounded by oranges. It is dated 28 December 1999 - which, if valid, leads to the suspicion that the confession of an 18-year reign of terror as a cannibal is correct.



Dmitry and Natalia useda combination of ether and a Russian drug Corvalol (main substance is Phenobarbital) to make their victims sleep.






Why Limp Bizkit's "Eat You Alive" Music Video Is The GOAT


People come and people go but when certain celebrities pass on it tends to sting just a bit. These are people that we invite into our homes and ask them to entertain us, be it for an hour, a month or years. So it's only natural that people tend to feel sadness when we lose one of those entertainers.

One of those recently lost entertainers was the great Bill Paxton. A man who starred in countless genre films and, up until his death, was having a monstrous run on television with Training Day.

Now, what does one have to do with the other? Well Bill, along with Thora Birch, starred in the music video for the "Eat You Alive" single. Bill plays the father of Thora's character and leads a manhunt through the woods to find his daughter who was abducted by Fred Durst. The kicker being that Thora falls for Durst and helps him escape her father and his mob.

The video itself plays as a cinematic experience thanks largely to Durst's direction. The cinematography is top notch, but the overall narrative flows in such a manor that you are fully aware of what is happening despite the fact that there is only one sentence spoken throughout the video. This feat sits largely on the shoulders of Paxton and Birch. The two are able to convey a complete story just by emoting over four minutes.

Eat You Alive is one of the rare videos that could have been turned into a feature and in some regards portions have been. Paxton draws heavily on his character of Dad Meiks from Frailty in the music video and the theme fits perfectly with the film All The Boys Love Mandy Lane.

Music videos use to be an artform that mashed music with a movie-like experience and, as proof below, attracted some high caliber talent. The talent of Bill Paxton and Thora Birch coupled with this song makes it the greatest music video of all time.   








Sarah Hyland of Modern Family Leaked Nudes [NSFW]

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Modern Family actress Sarah Hyland has become the latest celeb to have their nude photos leaked.

Following the original Fappening leak of last year, earlier this year we witnessed the second string of leaks–Fappening 2.0–which affected celebrities like Emma Watson, Amanda Seyfried, Alison Brie, and more. While the actual forces behind the leak remain unknown, it would be safe to assume that hackers got the pictures by targeting iCloud and Gmail accounts via phishing.




Sarah Hyland was born in New York City to actors Melissa D. Canaday and Edward James Hyland. She began in the business at the age of 4 with commercial work and voice overs. Her first film was Private Parts (1997). She then moved on to The Object of My Affection (1998) and then spent time on Another World (1964) as "Rain Wolfe", a child found in the park, and fostered by Josie and Gary. Sarah would go on to work with Amy Carlson ("Josie" on AW) several more times: Falcone (2000), Law & Order (1990) and Law & Order: Trial by Jury (2005). Sarah was cast as one of the young "Audrey Hepburns" in Jennifer Love Hewitt's The Audrey Hepburn Story (2000) the same year she was cast as "Molly" in ABC's The Wonderful World of Disney: Annie (1999) starring Kathy Bates, Audra McDonald, Alan Cumming, Victor Garber and Kristin Chenoweth, Joe Gould's Secret (2000) and Falcone (2000). Aside from all of her film and television work, Sarah studied voice, ballet, jazz, hip-hop, tap, Theatre Dance, and performed with her tap and Theatre dance class at "Reel to Real" at Lincoln Center as invited performers.

A New York-born and raised girl, Sarah spent much of her time working in film, television, and voicing many radio ads, as well as traveling with her father, Edward James Hyland, while he worked at many different theaters in the country. She was home schooled by her mother until 2nd grade and then attended Public School. In 6th Grade, she was accepted into PPAS (Professional Performing Arts School) where she stayed until she graduated in 2008. When Sarah turned 18, she moved to Los Angeles, CA and, within two weeks, had landed a pilot named "My American Family". Once picked up the name was changed to Modern Family (2009). To date, Sarah portrays "Haley Dunphy", the eldest Dunphy child. Modern Family (2009) has won multiple awards most notably the Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series.


Man Sneaks into McGregor vs Mayweather London [Video]

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Youtuber Zac Alsop created two fake credentials -- a media pass and a promoter's pass -- in Photoshop and crew-hopped until he ended up right by Dana White. Not to be sated, however, Alsop took it a step further and eventually rolled out with McGregor's posse.

In his video, Alsop detailed how he was getting into the presser. Perhaps the craziest part is that he did all of this with two days to prepare. In order to get in anywhere, he used the tried and true method of "get behind someone bigger than you." Alsop meandered aimlessly through the building until he eventually was sitting ringside for the presser, where he talked to some rather eccentric Irish McGregor fans. After it was over, he ended up right next to McGregor himself by following a pair of Mayweather cameramen.





WWE Wrestler Summer Rae Leaked Photos

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Summer Rae has allegedly become the latest victim of a nude photo hack. The 33 year-old WWE star allegedly had intimate photos of herself leaked on the Internet on Saturday. The alleged photos showed Summer posing topless in front of the mirror and completely nude in another.


Summer has become the second WWE diva to have intimate photos released. On Friday, Mar. 17, Summer’s fellow WWE wrestling diva Paige had her own intimate photos and alleged sex tape leaked on Twitter.







WWE Wrestler Paige Leaked Photos

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Former WWE Divas Champion, Paige, has been hacked and, allegedly,  has resulted in nude photos and video being leaked to the internet. The celebrity leak has stretched across several days and included the likes of actresses Emma Watson and Amanda Seyfried. Paige's photos and video were apparently leaked to Instagram and Twitter today.


Many WWE fans on social media fear that the leaked photos could lead to Paige being released, as she has reportedly been on strained terms with the company. However, Seth Rollins was also a victim of having photos leaked without his consent several years ago and was handed the WWE Championship only two months after falling victim to his images being released online. Just two weeks ago, Smackdown announcer Tom Phillips had a damaging text to an alleged mistress released on Twitter several weeks ago and he has yet to miss a day of work.

Saraya-Jade Bevis (born 17 August 1992) is an English professional wrestling personality, actress, and retired professional wrestler. She is signed to WWE under the ring name Paige. She is a two-time Divas Champion and was the inaugural NXT Women's Champion in WWE's developmental branch NXT, holding both championships at one time.

In 2005, at the age of 13, Bevis made her debut in the World Association of Wrestling, a promotion run by her family, under the ring name Britani Knight. She went on to hold several championships on the independent circuit within Europe. In 2011, she signed a contract with WWE and started wrestling within its developmental systems, eventually debuting on WWE's main roster in April 2014. In her debut match on the main roster, she won the Divas Championship, becoming the youngest champion in the title's history at the age of 21.

Paige surprisingly made her main roster debut on 7 April 2014 episode of Raw, the night after WrestleMania XXX, congratulating Divas Champion AJ Lee on her successful title defense at the pay-per-view event, after which AJ slapped Paige, challenging her to an impromptu match for the championship, which Paige quickly won, making her the youngest Divas Champion in history at the age of 21, the first Diva to win the title in her debut match and the only woman to hold both Divas and NXT Women's Championships at the same time.

Paige suffered her first defeat on the main roster on the 19 May episode of Raw against Alicia Fox in a non-title match, which led to a title match between the two at Payback, where Paige prevailed. In June, Paige started a feud with Cameron and defeated her in two non-title matches. However, Cameron's tag team partner Naomi went on to defeat Paige in a non-title match and was granted a title match at Money in the Bank, which Paige won.


MORE: Summer Rae Leaked Photos





Live Action Futurama Fan Film is Awesome

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Futurama, the animated comedy from The Simpsons creator Matt Groening, has been resurrected  as a fan-made, live-action episode called Fan-O-Rama.

Fan-O-Rama is the brainchild of Dan Lanigan, a self-described visionary who began working on the idea of a live-action Futurama film in 2014. He posted a trailer last July, which garnered significant attention for its production values and makeup effects.

Earlier this week Cinema Relics quietly uploaded the full-length version to their YouTube channel and while it's not a complete episode it is still a feat to behold.





Pretty Little Liars Lucy Hale Leaked Topless Photo

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The Pretty Little Liars star Lucy Hale has turned to the courts to get nude pictures of herself removed from a website. Hale’s attorney, Marty Singer, sent a strongly worded warning to website Celeb Jihad after it posted private photos allegedly from the actress’ cellphone.

In the letter, Singer makes it clear that the photos are the property of Hale, 27, and that they were meant to be sent to a friend, not published online. Singer alleges that someone hacked into her phone to snag the snaps, which feature Hale completely topless in one and exposing her nipples in another.

The pic were taken down and replaced with a faked photos, but one "fan" reposted them down in the comments.  So if you wanna see the Lucy Hale Nip Slip then follow the link to the link and scroll down to The Donald comment.




Behold! The Star Wars Holiday Special [Full Video]

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Over a year after its debut, Star Wars wasn’t through smashing box office records. Ushered back into theaters for a return engagement that July, it made $10 million in just three days. George Lucas had welded mythological structure, pioneering special effects, and a spectacular production design to create a cinematic phenomenon that redefined how studios selected and marketed big-budget spectacles. Movies would never be the same again.

Neither would television. That same month, filming began on The Star Wars Holiday Special, a 97-minute musical-variety show that featured Bea Arthur serenading a giant rat and Chewbacca’s father, Itchy, being seduced by a virtual reality image of Diahann Carroll. Originally, the show was intended to keep the property viable and licensed merchandise moving off shelves until the inevitable sequel. But with Lucas’s focus on The Empire Strikes Back and producers shrinking his galaxy for a television budget, the Holiday Special suffered... And so did viewers.






Scotty Cranmer Speaks About His Accident and Recovery


Exactly one month after a horrific freak accident, BMX rider Scotty Cranmer is back home in New Jersey and is talking about his worst crash ever. Cranmer's friends and family have provided a series of video updates on his progress,  but the BMX star finally addressed his fans for the first time in a 10-minute video on November 14th.




In the wake of Cranmer's injury, He sustained two broken vertebrae, broken teeth and a brain hemorrhage that required surgery to remove part of his skull, his friends and family set up a donation page through the Road 2 Recovery Foundation, which supports athletes who suffer injuries.

To make a donation to Scotty, follow the link to Road 2 Recovery.


UPDATE: 11/22/2016