Zoolander 2 is here to show us what happens after your spectacularly symmetrical face skyrockets you to universal love and success. Zoolander may have retired at the end of the first film, but his life hasn’t been all casual posing, hair products, and kids who can’t read good since then.
Derek and Hansel’s real life turn on the catwalk during Valentino’s Fall/Winter 2015 show already has fans everywhere squealing, but now there’s an official teaser trailer that’s sure to make you positively giddy with walk-off anticipation. We already know this sequel will be jam-packed with a bevy of celebrity cameos, high fashion, and hilarity, but in this trailer Derek poses the most important question of all: “If God exists, why did he make ugly people?” Start practicing your best Blue Steel impression now because you’re bound to have some super stiff competition come the film’s premiere next February.